tipsylosophy

I am drunk more like tipsy – to a certain degree that I am able to write in – so excuse my philosophy.

Life is just like the jungle; the strongest are those who survive. To “survive” in this world and to really become someone you’d be proud of, you got to be strong.
I pity those parents who think that if they don’t let their kids OUT TO THE WORLD, they’d protect them. You will never learn to be strong and to “survive” if u doesn’t get exposed to all types of people. Never think that anyone is not worth your time, everyone is experience, and even the “wozz” in your street is a lesson for you to not end up like him. Those security guards in your university are an example for you to finish your education and be a respectable individual late on in life. An ant in your living room carrying a Cereal from your leftovers is a lesson for you to be a hard worker to survive life – vodka much?! LOL.

Liar is the one that tells you money is nothing. Money makes the world go round, so aim of having enough money for your disposable income. No matter what, we live in a materialistic world, and money facilitates everything. Don’t be a fool, and don’t live in ideals, those who lived in “their own definition of life” ate shit.
Most people consider people that are kind-hearted as fools, so even if you were kind-hearted, do not show it. Show it to those who really appreciate it, and be a cold heart with those who consider nice people stupid. Oh, and do not underestimate people, most of the people you think are so stupid, are actually smarter than you but aren’t revealing to you their true level of intelligence because they think you’re too stupid for them to reveal their true identity. No one is stupid except people with some issues 😎

I am not telling you to be fake – ew. I am just telling you not to “unfold all your cards” once a person meets you, always keep certain thoughts to yourself and count till ten before saying anything out loud, weigh the pros and the cons before blurting anything that might backfire you, except if you want it to. Be selective with the people you talk to, you tell your secrets to, and the people who really KNOW YOU.

I know more than a thousand people, out of which maybe maximum 3 know me to a certain limit, out of which are my parents. Know those who desire the best for you, and love those. Don’t invest your feelings in those that are indifferent of your existence, and do not work on impressing people who you think are worth it – because THEN you’d be fake and you might be impressing that specific someone alright, and you might even make them admire you (the fake version of you) but I’d rather be laughed at and hated because of something I am than worshiped for something I am not, I don’t know about YOU> I can see you kind of got lost in the words?! All I am saying is that if someone thinks you’re impressive, GREAT, but do not be a different person for anyone and never kill your own personality and time for anyone else.

Since I mentioned PARENTS ABOVE^, I’d like to show my greatest DISGUST and DISRESPECT to all those who disrespect their parents and treat them as crap. No one will ever love you as your own parents. If you think you’re too cool to be out seen with your parents, remember that if they’re not paying for your living NOW (I DOUBT THAT THEY’RE NOT), they did for at least the first years of your lives and you are not psychologically mental because of them – if YOU are mentally ill, I’m sorry for that, I am speaking about the people with really good parents, the parents that wouldn’t sleep at night till they know you’re fine.

Being a parent scares me but it’s my ultimate wish. I guess God – if He exists – engraved in our sex (females) this love to become mothers [I was never a male to judge if you guys have this tendency I’m speaking about too]. It is like I am not one of those you know “saloon girls who drink Turkish coffee every morning with the neighborhood’s housewives discussing the most controversial issues – like whether or not our neighbor’s daughter came back the other night at 1 o’clock midnight or 2:30, and how many guys were in the car with her when she got back, and if they were SMOKING!!!!!!!” No! I hate those shit, but still I love to get kids. I hate kids, but I know I’d love MY KIDS. I have no idea why I do, I guess the older a girl gets the more this tendency increases. Weird!

Is getting kids selfish?! I sometimes wonder that maybe we seem to get kids to practice some kind of power over less venerable creatures. Or, or maybe it’s because the older we get the closer we feel our death is so we love to get kids to feel that our existence on this planet is going to continue [ a Lebanese saying says, “the person who gets kids, never dies” yalli khallaf ma meit ]. I also sometimes think that getting kids is so selfish because we would be bringing people to this life that is so dire and unfair, why let them go through this?!!?! Moreover, for some reason, most parents have some expectations of their children, one of which they expect their children to be there for them when they grow old just like they (the parents) did when the children were babies. Finally, after a few years of marriage or long relationships, getting children seems like a way of entertainment. We’re bored, let’s get kids!

Now, I’d re-buttle my own argument by saying that we shouldn’t refrain ourselves from getting kids just because we think of life as brutal because we never know what our children might become! Imagine Einstein’s parents thinking like me! Physics would be less easy! No really imagine Justin Beiber’s parents thought like I did! Girls would be less stupid! Mm, you get my point right!? Expectations, expectations… Gebran Khalil Gebran says, “awladoukoum laysou lakoum, awladoukoum abna2ou el hayat” – i.e.: Your children aren’t yours, your children are the children of LIFE. Never expect anything from your children, you got them into this life, and whatever they do is their own decision.

Doing the right decision is like figuring out a new mathematical equation. Life is all about experience, and with trial and error, you’ll learn. Do not be afraid of failure, and never be afraid to ask questions. “He who asks is a fool for five minutes; he who doesn’t ask is a fool forever”. Smart people learn from other people’s experiences and mistakes, wise people learn from their own mistakes.

Try everything in life that is safe – even if it weren’t safe and you had the urge to do it and you felt it is worth it, do it! You do not want yourself regretting what might have been later on in life! Make use of every single second of your life, and try your best to be happy in every single moment you breathe.

Finally, Be Patient. With patience, everything becomes easy. Sorry, I have to say this, but be patient with stupid people. I used to be so nervous and allergic to stupidity, now I learned to embrace it. Be patient with others. If they do not get your joke the first time and the 2nd,3rd, 8th,and the 10th time you say it, be patient! Haha…
EUUUUUUUU,

Enough of my stupid remarks eh!? Going to bounce! Kisses!

Advertisements