I searched for the most viewed videos this week, and to my surprise there was a new video for Rebecca Black ranked number 1! I opened it, and well, it wasn’t a new parody or imitation for Friday Night’s horrible video, it was actually a new one.

While it was buffering I checked out the comments, and they were POSTIVE!!! The girl has already 16,109,413 views (today) on this song and it is actually good. She’s telling the world this is her moment, no matter what you say, she’s accomplishing her dream…Well, her video was viewed this week more than Lady Gaga’s so I guess just like Lady Gaga-herself- already said, “Rebecca Black is a Genius”.
She was even in Katy Perry’s Last Friday Night’s video that has 57,052,798 views (today).

She had a worst first video but at least she is more famous than all of you H.A.T.E.R.S!;)
you go girl!

Be like her, and don’t let anyone pull you down, you’re perfect no matter what they say 🙂
My Moment lyrics

[Rebecca Black]
Were you the one who said that I would be nothing
Well, I’m about to prove you wrong
I’m not the only one who believes in something
My one wish is about to come true

I’m not stopping for you
No matter what you do
I’ll just keep on dreaming
My head up in the clouds when nobody is around to see…

This is my moment, my moment
It’s my time, flying high, lime, mine
Feels like my moment, my moment
I’ve waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment, my moment

It’s my time, flying high, lime, mine
Feels like my moment, my moment
I’ve waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment, my moment

[Rebecca Black]
You knew it all along, I was afraid of you
I thought I couldn’t be myself
You tried to be my friend
But I wouldn’t let you
Remember what you said
Don’t miss out on your chance
Your life is in your hands
So take it just as far as you can
But trusting in youself, forget everyone else

This is my moment, my moment
It’s my time, flying high, lime, mine
Feels like my moment, my moment
I’ve waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment, my moment

It’s my time, flying high, lime, mine
Feels like my moment, my moment
I’ve waited for so long
But now everybody knows

Haters, said I’ll see you later
Can’t talk to you right now
I’m getting my paper
Said I’m doing big things
Things you never dreamed of
I hope you are happy cause I’m ’bout to blow up

This is my moment, my moment
It’s my time, flying high, lime, mine
Feels like my moment, my moment
I’ve waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment, my moment

It’s my time, flying high, lime, mine
Feels like my moment, my moment
I’ve waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment, my moment


Remember the ID, the EGO, and the SUPER-EGO?!

I guess most of you have stumbled upon these three terms at one point in their lives. If not, here’s an explanation:

*you can skip it if you know about these terms*

“Id, ego and super-ego are the three parts of the psychic apparatus defined in Sigmund Freud’s structural model of the psyche; they are the three theoretical constructs in terms of whose activity and interaction mental life is described. According to this model of the psyche, the id is the set of uncoordinated instinctual trends; the ego is the organized, realistic part; and the super-ego plays the critical and moralizing role. The id is governed by the ‘pleasure principle’- i.e.: everything that is pleasurable is good – and it’s the animalistic part of us. The Super-ego aims for perfection. It comprises that part of the personality, mainly unconscious, which includes the individual’s ego ideals, spiritual goals, and the psychic agency (conscience) that criticizes and prohibits his or her drives, fantasies, feelings, and actions. The ego is the surface of the personality, the part you usually show the world. Its task is to find a balance between primitive drives and reality while satisfying the id and super-ego.”

No, this is not Freudism, it’s actually heartism.

HEARTism substitutes the super-ego by the MIND and the id by the HEART. Just like the super-ego, the mind differentiates the right from the wrong; it has morals, rules conduct, convictions, far thinking, and so on… and just like the id the heart has no rules, no restrictions; has nothing wrong, it just loves what it loves with no explanation, verification, cause, and reason.

1. Pre-relationship Period

The heart says
“He’s amazing, he’s everything I want, everything I’m looking for. All the things I hated in my previous exes are in-existent in him. He’s different, he’s like a guy version of me, and he understands me. He’s always there, he loves me, he cares, I love him! I will never ever meet a guy like him in my life, if I miss my chances now, I will regret it later… plus, I do not want to see him dating another girl, I want him to be mine! Forever!!! Love’s not always a sad ending right!? All my friends think he’s cool, I definitely should go for it!”

The mind says
“Tatabatata akuna matata, oh please. Blind (blond) heart, go back in time when you said the exact same thing about that last guy you dated. Alzheimer much? Wasn’t he your male version too, your prince charming, your bou bou la baba perfect guy!? Then, you figured out that there are other things you hate in him just like all your other ex-boyfriends? Let another girl have him so what?! No guy is worth it! Enjoy being single for once. Pff! Yours forever, Disney Chanel princess? Grow up. One of you will eventually lose feelings, hurt the other part, cheat on him, or DIE. That’s life. Sorry to burst your bubble, Cinderella. Do NOT go for it!”

The girl with the dominant heart:
Ego says “Oh fu*k you mind, what a love pooper! The LAST guy was not like this guy, plus that was a year ago, I’m so much older and wiser now, I know what I want, and I know that this guy is different. I will go for it, and you’ll see, I will prove you wrong for once.”

The girl with the dominant mind:
Ego says “You know what mind!? You’re my best friend, I can’t believe I was falling for a guy-trap again, it’s a disease. I should always listen to you. Thank you! Thank you! Why should I go through guy drama and heart-ache again, I had enough! Oh, what would I do without you?! I found a T-shirt yesterday at Zara that says SINGLE&FABULOUS, I’m definitely getting it tomorrow! *wink wink*”

2. Hopping into a relationship

When we listen to our heart, we hop in to a relationship with ‘the perfect person’.

Heart says, “See Mr. Mind, I’m so happy and I’m safe in good hands. He treats me perfectly. I’m so content I didn’t listen to your ‘logic’.”

Mind says, “I guess I may have been wrong, I’m happy you’re happy, I’ll give this person a chance. I guess he deserves it”.

3. Relationship Gone Wrong

Heart says, “Everything has changed. He’s changed. I’ve changed. You were right Mind, he’s aint perfect after all, every while I discover something about him that I hate. Plus, it’s all getting routinish and boring, I’m having more fun with my other guy friends, all this relationship is going to blank, I don’t get why I even started dating him!! How did you let me!!? I, so, want to break up with him! I’m just waiting for the right moment! Pf!!”


It says, “I can’t takeeeeeeeeeee iiiittttttttttttt anymoreeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! That asshole deserves to be sunk in the toilet seat and pooped on, I hate his guts, I’m crying every week because of his actions. I hate him! I hate him. I don’t know why I was fooled by appearances. I should’ve listened to you Mind! Pf! I don’t know if I should keep the heart-ache going on, if I should keep on giving him chances or just let him f*ck the hell off!”.

Mind says, “Break up with him NOW and do not give him second chances, stop wasting your time on a person that will only cause you drama and heartache. Sorry but I have to say this >>> I TOLD YOU SO!”

4. The Break Up

You broke up with Mr. Perfect:

Mind: “way to go! Finally you can have some quality time with yourself. Enjoy being alone for a while, and do not give in to the loneliness, and do not go back to him even if he pleads to, if didn’t work the first time, it won’t now. Period”

Heart: “but I kind of miss him though, I thought I wouldn’t miss him! But I do, I don’t know why I was looking at his defaults when I was with him, he’s better than all these losers hitting on me. Plus, he’s always telling me to go back to him and that he’s changed! I guess he did change! Maybe I should give him a second chance.”

The girl with the dominant heart:

Ego says: “I will give him a second chance. He deserves it. If I were him and he was me I would’ve expected a second chance from him.”

The girl with the dominant mind:

Ego says: “Second chances are tiresome dances, just every time you think you miss Mr. Not So Perfect think of the things that used to irritate you in him and you’ll be alright. He’s just in the denial phase that’s why he’s asking for a second chance0, give him some time and he will be over it, so catch yourself together and get over your drama.”

5. Post-relationship period

*Just try to not repeat the cycle of lousy relationships over and over again*

According to my little understanding, a smart person should:

– Always have a middle ground, and try to be a rational being with feelings – even if your heart is happy try to always listen a bit to your mind i.e.: logic.
– Not leap into a relationship with a person having minimal knowledge about him with high hopes
– Try to be the stronger part in the relationship and don’t cry for a person that wouldn’t cry for you
– If you think the person is worth it, give him a second chance. There is no rule for second chances, but wait a bit before giving a person a second try. Try to live for A WHILE without him, if you think his presence in your life is fundamental, give him a second chance and keep a keen eye on him, if he didn’t change like he said he did, break up again and do not think twice
– Let a person work hard to gain your trust, don’t be a trust philanthropist

Are these rules?! Not really, just few notes to avoid some heartache and drama. Love has no rules, and only few relationships are based on true unconditional love. If you are in one, work your best to keep it, do not ruin it, and do not give in to temptation or chances are you’re going to regret it later. Too many fish in the sea… NOT. Your soul mate is out there, if you didn’t find him yet… be patient and goodluck.

With love!

homesick, literally

When I go through other countries blogs, I get amazed by their lifestyle. It’s so sad to be living in a country you feel you do not belong to.

I. Their Environment

I really seem to envy them for the amount of greens around them, it’s like their environment is so green and fresh, and here it’s so contaminated and smoky. When I check out their photos I get astonished by the clean and fresh air they seem to be exposed to in opposed to the dust and smoke we breathe each day.

II. Their Lifestyle
The way I see it, Lebanese people are so obsessed by how they have morals and convictions while in fact they break all their own values and never say they do. Most of them are simply FAKE. All they care about is their looks – their plastic looks – and their “social life”. You see I am in Notre Dame University, and I am seldom introduced to people that are really interesting to speak to, it’s like most of them are copy-pasted. Their lifestyle is also a bit TOO boring and routin-ish. It’s like I really got bored of always partying, I prefer house parties over clubs.

You go to these clubs, and watch everyone getting bored and then taking pictures of themselves jumping and laughing and faking being drunk :S so they can post it the second day on facebook and say that they had fun and that they partied all night.

The way I see it, foreign countries spend larger amount of time with their families and less time faking having fun. Lebanese people always blame countries abroad for making their children leave at the age of 18 their homes. Well, at least most of them grow up to be a bit responsible in their lives, not spoiled retards who depend on their parents income till their menopause. Oh, and about the whole sex before marriage virgins’ thing, well I’m not saying I am with it, but it’s so overrated in Lebanon when almost all the youth engage in pre-marital sex, but the whole issue is kept as a taboo and the sexual frustration and repression of the young generation is just repulsive.

III. Their Relationships and Weddings
Just to clear things out, Civil Marriages are still prohibited by the law in Lebanon. Now, how sick is that!? I see these photo albums of weddings abroad, and I just get even more frustrated. It’s like their weddings are so cute, fresh, and filled with love!!!

The bride looks like a pretty *#@#&flower@#@% hhehe, like so cute and wonderful… her makeup would be so pretty and natural, unlike bride makeups here, I sometimes feel I am at a Halloween’s party.

Even relationships here are mostly fake, most girls just care about finding someone to get married to before they feel “that their peak-time is out” and that they’re off the marriage market. When I broke up with my ex, most of my girlfriends would be like, “even if you do not love him, stay with him if he loves u and if he wants to marry you!!” what the hell!? Since when is marriage not about being totally devoted to someone and deeply in love with him! Other girls would tell me that I am so stupid I didn’t date that wealthy man, “just be with him, you can cheat on him but imagine the gifts he’d get you and the people he’ll make you meet”. Huh!? Since when are girls a product!? We are NOT a product, a commodity, and there is NO MARRIAGE MARKET. You can be 55 years old and still “on the market” so just chillax girls!

Moreover, Lebanese girls blame the Lebanese guys for treating them as shit, while in fact they lead them to! Just have more brains in your silly head and he will respect you more and treat you better! “he’d rather stay with his friends than hang out with me”-well of course if you keep on reminding him that you want to get married to him and get him some babies and always nag about silly things and about how your girlfriends are doing things you’re not and you’re always asking him to get you stuff. Oh and one more thing, stop being so plastic! > Now this is the guys’ fault.

Guys always speak in front of their girls how turned on they are by whatever cover girls (due to their sexual frustration) who are all plastic and stuff, so the girls (due to their tiny brains that make them believe that their guys are only into them because of their appearance – and in most cases these days, they are since there is nothing in the girls other than their so called “beauty”… plastic and silicon stuff) actually try to look as much as plastic as they can to impress the guys who later on express their disgust to all fake girls in some random social conversation with their neighbors, expressing their admiration to natural beauty. Here the girls would go all Ouups! and shit and go through some weird dilemma of whether what they did was right or wrong and whether they really feel better about themselves or not.

I won’t speak about other things, I guess these are enough, and I’m a bit too sleepy, gonna bounce! xoxoxo

I am Lebanese alright, but I just like to tell all Lebanese girls to wake up, the guys to grow up, and the government regulator’s to fix things up.

FB Stalker and IT Girl

Hello Lebanese Facebook Stalker =)
Let me give you some tips of how to become less rejected by girls on facebook.

Rule Number 1.

Your profile pictures:

If you are planning on adding a girl on facebook, try not to have these kinds of profile pictures on:
– Pictures of you in a “club” (i.e.:cabaret) with really vulgar girls wearing disgusting outfits surrounding you (girls will think that you are a walking sperm and will be repulsed by you)
– Random pictures of things, objects, logos, girls with football teams costumes, colors, insects….. and not a single picture of yourself (girls will think you either do not exist i.e.:a fake profile, or that you’re a 12 year old kid trying to have a facebook experience… OR that you’re extremely ugly to put a picture of yourself!)
– Really perverted pictures that will only attract your gay click of guy friends AND your gay click of guyfriends.
– Pictures of you that I call “m3affnin”.
1. dull pictures of you in your “village” with trees behind you and the sun sparkling right in front of your eyes that u seem like puking (constipated) while taking your “sexy pose”: ‘yalla khod l soura l shames bi 3ayne bade 7ata 3a facebook’. If it’s one in a million, it’s f-i-n-e, but if all your pictures are like that, chances are you’re gna be NOT NOW-ed!!!
2. A series of profile pictures with the same outfit taking different “poses” in your living room.. Facebook picture social suicide!? = you putting your sunglasses (“Ray-Banz”, “Okliz”) indoor while taking your pose.
3. Really old pictures taken by your phone back in 2007 when you were the techno and trance dude with the faire on your hair(in a 1.5 Megapixels camera) , and no recent photos. (wozz?! Ebba zouzou)
4. Profile Pictures of yourself in your “MOBILETTE”-bicyclette while you’re lifting it up from all sides. Ebba Zouzou (if you are a biker with a really nice bike, I ain’t speaking about you)
5. Finally, pictures of yourself taken by yourself in the toilet mirror with the flash showing is not cool. Note: if you have a really nice body that you’ve been working so hard on building up, try to wait for a beach day and take a profile picture of your abs. It’s a bit better than taking pictures of your body in your sister’s room’s mirror and uploading them on facebook, even though a lot of girls you know would actually “like” such photos, the girls who do not know you will think you are pretentious.

If you just deleted all your profile pictures, I’ll be glad to take a profile picture of you. It’ll be a fresh new start for you, yeyyyyyyy ^-^

Rule Number 2.
If you do not know a girl, do not poke her. Imagine it’s real life. You’re in a bar, you see a cute girl, you get your index finger and you poke her on her shoulder. Have you ever done that?! If yes, you’ve got issues. No one does that! I do not know about the rest of the girls, but I never ever check who poked me!!!

Rule Number 3.
Random Facebook messages.
If you have decent pictures, a girl may reply to your facebook message even if she doesn’t really know you except if you:

…I wish I can copy paste some examples but that would be mean.

I’ll paraphrase some:
“hey their, you is so hut, do u want to be friend of me?!
please add me on msn, or”

First, it is there* and Are* and Hot*. If you want to send a message, try typing it on Microsoft Word at least, just for your Grammar mistakes.
Please add me on msn?! Why would a girl add you on msn if she doesn’t know you?! And please with the emails, no girl will find a player666 email digestible to add or a Lebanese swear word!! Seriously!

“when I saw your picture I fell inlove with your smile,
Your smile is like a flower in the middle of the meadows,
Everyone around you seems like cactuses,
Yes yes, you have captured my heart and spirit,
You have uplifted my soul,
Your lips, your eyes, your long hair,
It makes my heart pound like Shakespeare!”

DUDE. You cannot possibly send that as a message. The girl you send this to will show this to all her girlfriends and laugh for hours, to her guyfriends to feel that she’s cool, and to her boyfriend or crush to let them feel she’s wanted. She might also show it to her dad, and her dad might come to you and smash your head choke you a little and stuff. If she replies saying “oh that’s sweet” she’s just replying to have more laughs with her friends. That’s IT.
If not the above, she’ll probably think you send this to every girl you see on facebook… Oh just forget it, just don’t send poems.

“hey sexy, want to have some fun!?;)”
Do not practice your Cabaret skills on a girl you like on facebook.

Finally, messages with Arabic poems, like the ones written on the back of Lebanese trucks are quite only for trucks, do not send them to girls. That is so truck-able!

Now let’s say you got lucky, passed the tests, and you’re now friends with the IT girl.

Rule Number 4.

Liking a girl’s picture and commenting on it is quite cute, she will feel flattered and it will lift up her self-confidence.
Comments like “nice picture, cute, I like this, I love this, you look really pretty, you look like Angelina Joli, wowwwww, hot!” are okay!
However, remember the dude with the flower in the meadow filled of cactuses?! Now flower-in-a-meadow-filled-with-cactuses kind of comments to a girl you barley know are………… weird. Do not write poems, she will not notice you more, she will avoid you more, chances are she might even “unfriend” you. Shit, back to level zero huh?! Do not also comment on each and every single picture she uploads one second after uploading it, you might scare her out. Do not flirt with her on pictueres, she’ll think you are a pervert. Enough said.

Rule Number 5.
Facebook Chat. I know it’s your favorite hangout place 😉

1. Do not talk to yourself.

Facebook stalker:
I think your picture is really cute!!!
Why aren’t you answering?
Are you busy!?!?!
If you’re busy, why are you online?!
Today was really fun, I played basketball, what did you do?!
An really?! COOL! hahaha joking
Why aren’t you replying?!
Shit, I feel like I’m talking to myself (REAAAALLYYYYYY? u feel that?!)
Why the hell do u not answer!?
Why did you accept me as ur friend then!?
You know what!? You’re full of shit, I thought you are a nice person!
Oh really!? You won’t answer?!
Please answer me,
Are you mad at me!? Im sorry I ddnt mean what I said I was just joking:p
Why aren’t you replying!?
Wanna hear a joke?!
Guess not! :\
but my jokes are funny!:S
answer!!!:S :S

*here the girls notices the red 48 flashing on the bottom of her facebook page*

Umm!? Sorry I ddn’t see you speaking, i wasn’t on the laptop! uf 48 lines!?! (adde bet3abbe bel tankeh 3ammo? If a girl doesn’t reply she’s busy, chillax!!!!)

2. Do not speak to her the second she goes online, she’ll think you’re weird/a stalker. Wait a bit, and do not do number one (talk to yourself) when you start to speak.
3. Breathe a little, she may be busy, do not babble a lot, even if you’re excited that you’re talking to her, just breathe in, breathe out and relax.
4. If you like her, do not attack or mock her, she’ll hate you. Do not tell her “I really like you!!!!!!!!” either; she’ll think you’re weird, you barely know her if you tell her “I think you’re quite interesting I’d love to get to know you better”, she might answer you positively.

If you think I am being arrogant, mean, annoying, I don’t care, I think I’m being actually helpful! Sooooooo Goodluck!!!!!! 😀

And, if you think you’re not a stalker, then why are you here stalking my blog? Haha just kidding! Thanks for reading!!!!!!!! Kisses!