Le Brio: What A Cunt

I unfortunately missed the premiere organized by Empire on the 5th of March; I got to watch Le Brio last night. The movie theatre had 6 people (including us), I understand it was a Monday – so I won’t judge.


Le Brio simply tends to increase your IQ – what every other (probably sold out) movie in the theatres does not do.


Synopsis: Neïla Salah grew up in Créteil and dreams of becoming a lawyer. Registered at the great Parisian university of Assas, she confronts from the first day to Pierre Mazard, professor known for his provocations and his slippages. To redeem himself a conduct, the latter agrees to prepare Neïla for the prestigious contest of eloquence. At the same time cynical and demanding, Pierre could become the mentor she needs … Still, they must both overcome their prejudices.


Those lucky among us know their dream.

Life is full of opportunities.

Most of us though fear failure, so we live a safe life – then shift the blame onto every human, creature, and stereotype we can find to hide our cowardness towards what makes our souls cry from happiness.


If this reality is too harsh for you, try to have Pierre Mazard as a dream mentor.

What a cunt – one that we all need in order to slap ourselves in the face and wake up from our prolonged procrastination.


Neila is an Arab, an ambitious one.

Her lips are not bottoxed, her clothes do not reveal her clit, her dream is not gaining followers on instagram – but ofcourse she does not represent us Arab women; she has sex with her boyfriend.


So please, make me a favor and do not watch this movie.
(I’m using one of Mr. Mazard’s strategies, I mean go watch it)

Both characters help each other get what they want from life – who needs to toughen up and see that. No one. Duh.

(It’s a must watch) 

Let me know if you need a plus one, I have some friends I don’t feel like hanging out with.

(I would watch it again)




Lebanese Girls, ”WMN PWR” and “FEMINIST” shirts are beautiful, ravishing; but you know what, is women empowerment just being a statement on your shirts or are you really applying in your life as a woman, a friend, a best friend, a mother, and a citizen?


Empowerment is only an “issue” if women support each other, for real. Only when they don’t view each other as competition (in a country where loyal men is as rare as hairless genitals), when they support a woman-friend-startup/ initiative, when they smile to women they haven’t met before, when they don’t hate on every female who’s taller, skinnier, more successful (list goes on..) than them that they establish POWER. A successful strong woman should not be a woman you hate, but a woman you should set as a success story, an example that you TOO can make it.

And if you are successful, supporting less successful women is not stooping down your level, or else you will only be an opportunist, an “arriviste”- ekh.





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“Will you at least vote for one women in the government?” – 59% said YES

Elections are very soon; we have more than 140 candidates. I think it’s very inspiring, but I find a gap here. Let’s stop the candidacy of more women (and not fall back into female competition and divided voting) and focus on getting a specific number of women in the parliament. If you are voting make sure you will not vote for a list that does NOT include at least one woman. According to a study presented at the KIP project in April 2017, Lebanese men are more likely to vote by only 1.2% than Lebanese women. This shows that if only women included female candidates in their voting, we will have more than 4 of those (who might actually do something) in the parliament this time. I met some of the candidates in the Women In Front conference held lady with Foundation Diane; they are beautiful INTELLIGENT charismatic women, that is what we need more of in the parliament, and within our government.


“Female Quota?” – 56% said yes 44% said no

Why do I hate feminists?

They sometimes ask for over-equality. A participant in the conference was asking to lower the fees of candidacy for female candidates. NO, just because you get free drinks in a bar, doesn’t mean you get more privileges than men – you want to decrease the fees, let’s apply it to both genders. Equality is equality.

This is why having women in the government is not FEMINISM. It is human rights.


One last thing, since I mentioned the elections, VOTE.

You want change? VOTE.

Don’t prepare gatherings on voting day. VOTE.

Don’t go to the beach, VOTE.

Don’t travel on that day, VOTE.

Oh, and Happy International Women’s Day!


All the percentages shared are polls on my instagram and represent a good focus group of Lebanese people