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MOVIE VI: NEIGHBORS II (2016) M REVIEW

You can totally rap up the whole movie by saying Zac Efron is effing hot, and you should watch him strip – almost rocking some Magic Mike moves – but I’ll go further in this. For the guys and men who are into lil’ girls, there is a bit of Selena Gomez there too. It’s not the brightest of movies, but since I watched it, here it is:

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Zac isn’t in college anymore, his gay-best friend is getting married and he has to move out. He finds the perfect refugee: A House where Shelby (Chloe Grace Moretz) and two other freshman girls (Kiersey Clemons and Beanie Feldstein) are starting a cool-sorority “Kappa Nu” that actually throws parties unlike other sororities that can only attend frat parties (organized by guys).

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Next door however, are Zac’s former enermies: the Radners (Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne). Those who have seen Neighbors 1 know a bit about their psychology, I’d advise watching Neighbors 1’s trailer, however you can totally catch up if you haven’t.

The Radners are expecting a baby and are trying to sell the house. According to them, there is no way they can sell it with crazy sorority parties happening in the house near them.

Zac starts out helping the Sorority raise money and get big, then he takes the old people’s side and decides on tearing it down with the Radners.

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This Movie is 18+ at Cinemall and definitely targets university students; not a lot of wisdom messages there but here are a few things you might learn from Neighbors II:

  • Zac Efron is hot
  • You should grow up, life is not college
  • Zac Efron is hot
  • When your best friend(s) gets married or falls in love, you don’t have to feel left out – they would still love to have you there (third wheeling or being say, a maid of honor)
  • When you do the right thing, it pays off – sometimes, literally; in money buckets
  • Your cannot control kids, the belong to LIFE (Boom!)

Moreover, this movie shows all the homophobes out there that a homosexual guy can still be (best) friends with a straight guy. It exists and you shouldn’t be so paranoid and narrow-minded about it. Chill, no one’s going to rape you.

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Two, this movie caters to those female college students that are not bimbos and hoes. They Exist. Somehow, college movies always classifies the girls into either lifeless church nerds or straight dumb b*tches. This movie is an Easy-A kind of college-movies that show girls who love to party but don’t need those 7-minutes-in-heaven and tequila-punches kind of parties.

Also, (unlike Hollywood movies in the 90s) the three girls starting the sorority (or is it Sorortity?) are not all blonde; one is blonde, the other is African American and the third one is ‘fine’ looking and overweight. They’re all cool. The blonde is still the dominant leader, but they’re all best friends and there is no bossing around. I love that Hollywood is shifting the 90s stereotypes and being more real.

 

Enjoy the strip!
Much Love!
M

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Rima Dib: A Mutated Form of …?

I am NOT A HATER. I even wrote a blog article once about not being so harsh on Myriam Klink. But, as I was falling asleep, going through my face book news feed, I saw again Rima Dib’s newest dancing with high heels video and I thought to myself:

I mean the first video with the pillow was okay and daring… The recent ones are too… bleukh… Make it stop!

WHAT IF RIMA DIB IS THE MUTATED FORM OF ZBELEH?

Logically speaking:

One, She popped out of nowhere.
Where was she before the zbeleh epidemic?

Two, she is as – more – polluting to my eyes as the garbage covering our streets.
I am honestly more repulsed with her recurring updates than I am with the trash junks all over my country.

Three..
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I pick zbeleh.

Wait…
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I still pick zbeleh.

Four, the garbage wouldn’t share its haters pictures and videos.
I mean if Zbeleh had a fb page, and saw all of our hating pictures, it would find out a way to recycle itself, somehow. It wouldn’t be sharing our pictures and thanking us for making it famous (la tusal lal 3alamiyeh)

… Or would it?

 

Which makes me wonder:

Was it Rima Dib’s Inspiration?

Did the government fund her music video so we appreciate the ‘manzar of the zbeleh’?

At this very moment I am more bothered by her updates than the picture of Citymall’s blocked bridge covered with waste. What has become of me?

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Maybe she is the mother mutant of last year’s waste generation; we might be witnessing more and more of those: The #El3ama Apocalypse

We will very soon accept her updates on our news feed, just like we accept now the waste.. WHAT IS NEXT?

Is the zbeleh as flattered as Rima with all our praise and that’s why it’s still around?

Midnight Questions…  no answers and no moon in sight.

Khalas laisser-faire,
no hard feelings,
kelna 3amenjenn,
she’s cool,
at least she is doing something, yolo..

Had To Blurt it out!
Good night!
M

FaceSwaps! M Snapchat

Absolutely Love this new Gallery-Upload-FaceSwap Filter!  Today, I asked my Snapchat friends to send me their selfies with my face swapped, Here are some of the selfies I got! I crazy Love them!

(Snapchat Names are underneath each picture!)
Enjoy!
M

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