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ما تْكونْ حْمارْ

مين إنتا؟

لَح خَبْرَكْ

إنْتا نُمرا .. نسمة … عَدَدْ

إنْتا ضريبة لَلْدَوْلة

إنْتا صوت باْإِنتيخابات

إِنْتا خْلِقت وَرْقة بيضة

وكَتَبوا عليك كلّ شي بدّونْ

خَلّوك تفكّر أفكارُنْ

تْصَدّق كذْباتُنْ

تِحكي كِلْماتُنْ

وتْحَقِّق أهْدافُنْ

صِرِت إنتا لعبة بِ إيْدَايُنْ

بْتِسْتَعْمِل كِلّ إبتيْكاراتُنْ

وْ بِتْضَلّكْ مشغولْ فِيُنْ

يا ريتْ جاييْك شي منُّنْ

ليش؟؟

كرمال تْضَلَّك هيكْ

يْضَلُّن مْسَيْطْرين عْليكْ

… يِتْسَلّوا فيك

يِبْقَ عقْلَكْ بايِخ

بلْهَبَلْ تْضَلّْ دايِخْ
عَ بَيْتَكْ فوَّتُّنْ

عَ رِفْقاتَكْ عَرّفْتُنْ

شَكْلَكْ فَرْجايْتُنْ

وأسْرارَكْ خَبَّرْتُنْ
بسْ شو؟

بَعدَكْ بِتْقولْ إِنَّكْ

عَندَك خْصوصِيْتَكْ
إِنَّك مُواطِنْ حُرّ

رَأْيَك حرّ
حَبيبي

إذا ما بإِيتْ بهْلة هيكْ
إي، بْعِيْد الشَّرّ
بْيِقِتلوكْ

جَرّب تْغَدّاهُم قَبِل ما يِتْعَشّوكْ

فَرْجيْيُنْ إِنتا مينْ وْشوْ عَلَّموكْ
حْلامْ

مِتِلْ ما كِنتْ تِحْلَمْ

قَبِلْ ما لَوَّثوكْ

وْ كَتَبوا عليكْ

وْ حَطَّموكْ

كَبِّرْ عَقْلَكْ

هايْدا كِلّو ما بيفيدَكْ

وْلَوْ كِلّْ جِيْلكْ هيكْ صارْ

جَرِّبْ إنتا ما تْكونْ حْمارْ

بسّ نحنا هيك سْتيلْنا

أنا لبناني اناني شايف حالي

بعرف نص لبنان, مين أدّي؟

بسّ أكيد ما بحبّ حدا منّن وبحكي بضَهرُن كلّن

أكيد هنّي كمين بيِحكو بِضهري,

بسّ نحنا هيك

“Stylna”

إنّو كيف بدّنا نِتسَلّا؟

وَأْتى بشوفون بِ

Sky Bar

أوْ بلْ

Gemmayze

بسَلّم عْلَيُن

3adeh!

هيك بتحسّني صاحبتي شي خرية كبيرة ، فْهِمت عْلَيّي؟

أصْلَن هيّي كمان بحكي علايا مَع

“my broz”

إنو أصْلَن ما لح إتجَوّزا, إنّو عمْبِتسَلّى، هيّي مَيتة علَيّي و عَمصْرِيّاتي وعَ

……

بَس هَيْإِتا مش سامعة إنّو بِلبنان كلّ شَبّ بصِحّلّو بِ ٧ بنات

إنّو وَأْتا بِصُحُّلّي ما بْخلّي بِنِت من شرّي! شو مْفَكَّرْني لوطي؟

إنّو عندي

CHALLET BI FARAYA

ولْ بنات بلبنان بِ سَخِسْخو وَقْتا يِسْمَعو فَرَيّا

….

Actually,

أنا بِصحِلّي بشي ٧٠

MINIMUM!!

مش شايِف كيف لْشَباب لْباءيين شكلُن مِتِل أ…..؟؟

أصْلَن

Pappi w Mammi

شايفينّي ومش مسَدْءين

إنّو أنا بِل

NDU و hek

بَسّْ حرام ما بيَعرفو إنّو عامِل ٣ مرّات

Drop Semester!

مش لأَنّو أنا مصطول بسّْ بتعرِف ما إِلي جلادة فوت عَلْصفوف بفَضّل لَتْلِتْ عَلْعالام بِل

Cafeteria

وْأكيد أحلى شي عنْدي خَبّر شو مْخَبْرينّي

“MY BROS”

عَنْ

exxeton 😉

ما في أحلى منّا ةتطّلّع صيت بنات الجامعة

أكيد بزيد بهار وزيت عَ كلّ شي لَيْسيروا لْخَبريّات

JUICY aktar,

3ADEH… chill!!;)

كلّ الأساتذة أصحابي لأنّو كلّ واحَد عايِد صفّي معو شي ٤ مرّات

MINIMUM …

شو بدّي خَبْرَك بَعِد؟

An eh,

سِيّارتي >sport

بغَيّرلا لْ جنوطة وِلْ فريميت كلّ جِمِعتين عَل تُشفيت

أكيد وَلا حاجز بيِحكيني شي وَقتا بْإِلّون إسم

“pap”

شو هدفي؟

ماشي إتجَوّز شي بنت عاقلة بهلة

مش بايِسس تمّا غير إمّا

ترَبيلي ولادي كرمال أنا إفْلُت و إءْدَر خونا

أنا >loyal? >>>Nsiya!!

هاها

مُهم ما تكون ذكية وشلّوف! وَجعة راص! دَخيلك

مسيحي وعَ صدري لْ صليب

لْعضرا، لْ سلام عَ إسما

أنا أكيد ما بْتِتركني ولا دقيقة لأنّو كلللّ تصرّوفاتي بتمجّد إسم الله

مِش صح؟؟

يلّي بيِسْتَرْجي يقولْ >لاء

ehhh………>

لَنِي.. إختو!! هاها

yalla shefneik khayyeh. tekram 😉

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OxWD85Ngz4

I searched for the most viewed videos this week, and to my surprise there was a new video for Rebecca Black ranked number 1! I opened it, and well, it wasn’t a new parody or imitation for Friday Night’s horrible video, it was actually a new one.

While it was buffering I checked out the comments, and they were POSTIVE!!! The girl has already 16,109,413 views (today) on this song and it is actually good. She’s telling the world this is her moment, no matter what you say, she’s accomplishing her dream…Well, her video was viewed this week more than Lady Gaga’s so I guess just like Lady Gaga-herself- already said, “Rebecca Black is a Genius”.
She was even in Katy Perry’s Last Friday Night’s video that has 57,052,798 views (today).

She had a worst first video but at least she is more famous than all of you H.A.T.E.R.S!;)
you go girl!

Be like her, and don’t let anyone pull you down, you’re perfect no matter what they say 🙂

http://www.directlyrics.com/player.swf?lyricsID=10124
My Moment lyrics

lyrics:
[Rebecca Black]
Were you the one who said that I would be nothing
Well, I’m about to prove you wrong
I’m not the only one who believes in something
My one wish is about to come true

I’m not stopping for you
No matter what you do
I’ll just keep on dreaming
My head up in the clouds when nobody is around to see…

[Chorus]
This is my moment, my moment
It’s my time, flying high, lime, mine
Feels like my moment, my moment
I’ve waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment, my moment

It’s my time, flying high, lime, mine
Feels like my moment, my moment
I’ve waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment, my moment

[Rebecca Black]
You knew it all along, I was afraid of you
I thought I couldn’t be myself
You tried to be my friend
But I wouldn’t let you
Remember what you said
Don’t miss out on your chance
Your life is in your hands
So take it just as far as you can
But trusting in youself, forget everyone else
Believe…

[Chorus]
This is my moment, my moment
It’s my time, flying high, lime, mine
Feels like my moment, my moment
I’ve waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment, my moment

It’s my time, flying high, lime, mine
Feels like my moment, my moment
I’ve waited for so long
But now everybody knows

[Bridge]
Haters, said I’ll see you later
Can’t talk to you right now
I’m getting my paper
Said I’m doing big things
Things you never dreamed of
I hope you are happy cause I’m ’bout to blow up

[Chorus]
This is my moment, my moment
It’s my time, flying high, lime, mine
Feels like my moment, my moment
I’ve waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment, my moment

It’s my time, flying high, lime, mine
Feels like my moment, my moment
I’ve waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment, my moment

HEARTism

Remember the ID, the EGO, and the SUPER-EGO?!

I guess most of you have stumbled upon these three terms at one point in their lives. If not, here’s an explanation:

*you can skip it if you know about these terms*

“Id, ego and super-ego are the three parts of the psychic apparatus defined in Sigmund Freud’s structural model of the psyche; they are the three theoretical constructs in terms of whose activity and interaction mental life is described. According to this model of the psyche, the id is the set of uncoordinated instinctual trends; the ego is the organized, realistic part; and the super-ego plays the critical and moralizing role. The id is governed by the ‘pleasure principle’- i.e.: everything that is pleasurable is good – and it’s the animalistic part of us. The Super-ego aims for perfection. It comprises that part of the personality, mainly unconscious, which includes the individual’s ego ideals, spiritual goals, and the psychic agency (conscience) that criticizes and prohibits his or her drives, fantasies, feelings, and actions. The ego is the surface of the personality, the part you usually show the world. Its task is to find a balance between primitive drives and reality while satisfying the id and super-ego.”

No, this is not Freudism, it’s actually heartism.

HEARTism substitutes the super-ego by the MIND and the id by the HEART. Just like the super-ego, the mind differentiates the right from the wrong; it has morals, rules conduct, convictions, far thinking, and so on… and just like the id the heart has no rules, no restrictions; has nothing wrong, it just loves what it loves with no explanation, verification, cause, and reason.

1. Pre-relationship Period

The heart says
“He’s amazing, he’s everything I want, everything I’m looking for. All the things I hated in my previous exes are in-existent in him. He’s different, he’s like a guy version of me, and he understands me. He’s always there, he loves me, he cares, I love him! I will never ever meet a guy like him in my life, if I miss my chances now, I will regret it later… plus, I do not want to see him dating another girl, I want him to be mine! Forever!!! Love’s not always a sad ending right!? All my friends think he’s cool, I definitely should go for it!”

The mind says
“Tatabatata akuna matata, oh please. Blind (blond) heart, go back in time when you said the exact same thing about that last guy you dated. Alzheimer much? Wasn’t he your male version too, your prince charming, your bou bou la baba perfect guy!? Then, you figured out that there are other things you hate in him just like all your other ex-boyfriends? Let another girl have him so what?! No guy is worth it! Enjoy being single for once. Pff! Yours forever, Disney Chanel princess? Grow up. One of you will eventually lose feelings, hurt the other part, cheat on him, or DIE. That’s life. Sorry to burst your bubble, Cinderella. Do NOT go for it!”

The girl with the dominant heart:
Ego says “Oh fu*k you mind, what a love pooper! The LAST guy was not like this guy, plus that was a year ago, I’m so much older and wiser now, I know what I want, and I know that this guy is different. I will go for it, and you’ll see, I will prove you wrong for once.”

The girl with the dominant mind:
Ego says “You know what mind!? You’re my best friend, I can’t believe I was falling for a guy-trap again, it’s a disease. I should always listen to you. Thank you! Thank you! Why should I go through guy drama and heart-ache again, I had enough! Oh, what would I do without you?! I found a T-shirt yesterday at Zara that says SINGLE&FABULOUS, I’m definitely getting it tomorrow! *wink wink*”

2. Hopping into a relationship

When we listen to our heart, we hop in to a relationship with ‘the perfect person’.

Heart says, “See Mr. Mind, I’m so happy and I’m safe in good hands. He treats me perfectly. I’m so content I didn’t listen to your ‘logic’.”

Mind says, “I guess I may have been wrong, I’m happy you’re happy, I’ll give this person a chance. I guess he deserves it”.

3. Relationship Gone Wrong

Heart says, “Everything has changed. He’s changed. I’ve changed. You were right Mind, he’s aint perfect after all, every while I discover something about him that I hate. Plus, it’s all getting routinish and boring, I’m having more fun with my other guy friends, all this relationship is going to blank, I don’t get why I even started dating him!! How did you let me!!? I, so, want to break up with him! I’m just waiting for the right moment! Pf!!”

Or

It says, “I can’t takeeeeeeeeeee iiiittttttttttttt anymoreeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! That asshole deserves to be sunk in the toilet seat and pooped on, I hate his guts, I’m crying every week because of his actions. I hate him! I hate him. I don’t know why I was fooled by appearances. I should’ve listened to you Mind! Pf! I don’t know if I should keep the heart-ache going on, if I should keep on giving him chances or just let him f*ck the hell off!”.

Mind says, “Break up with him NOW and do not give him second chances, stop wasting your time on a person that will only cause you drama and heartache. Sorry but I have to say this >>> I TOLD YOU SO!”

4. The Break Up

You broke up with Mr. Perfect:

Mind: “way to go! Finally you can have some quality time with yourself. Enjoy being alone for a while, and do not give in to the loneliness, and do not go back to him even if he pleads to, if didn’t work the first time, it won’t now. Period”

Heart: “but I kind of miss him though, I thought I wouldn’t miss him! But I do, I don’t know why I was looking at his defaults when I was with him, he’s better than all these losers hitting on me. Plus, he’s always telling me to go back to him and that he’s changed! I guess he did change! Maybe I should give him a second chance.”

The girl with the dominant heart:

Ego says: “I will give him a second chance. He deserves it. If I were him and he was me I would’ve expected a second chance from him.”

The girl with the dominant mind:

Ego says: “Second chances are tiresome dances, just every time you think you miss Mr. Not So Perfect think of the things that used to irritate you in him and you’ll be alright. He’s just in the denial phase that’s why he’s asking for a second chance0, give him some time and he will be over it, so catch yourself together and get over your drama.”

5. Post-relationship period

*Just try to not repeat the cycle of lousy relationships over and over again*

According to my little understanding, a smart person should:

– Always have a middle ground, and try to be a rational being with feelings – even if your heart is happy try to always listen a bit to your mind i.e.: logic.
– Not leap into a relationship with a person having minimal knowledge about him with high hopes
– Try to be the stronger part in the relationship and don’t cry for a person that wouldn’t cry for you
– If you think the person is worth it, give him a second chance. There is no rule for second chances, but wait a bit before giving a person a second try. Try to live for A WHILE without him, if you think his presence in your life is fundamental, give him a second chance and keep a keen eye on him, if he didn’t change like he said he did, break up again and do not think twice
– Let a person work hard to gain your trust, don’t be a trust philanthropist

Are these rules?! Not really, just few notes to avoid some heartache and drama. Love has no rules, and only few relationships are based on true unconditional love. If you are in one, work your best to keep it, do not ruin it, and do not give in to temptation or chances are you’re going to regret it later. Too many fish in the sea… NOT. Your soul mate is out there, if you didn’t find him yet… be patient and goodluck.

With love!
M

FB Stalker and IT Girl

Hello Lebanese Facebook Stalker =)
Let me give you some tips of how to become less rejected by girls on facebook.

Rule Number 1.

Your profile pictures:

If you are planning on adding a girl on facebook, try not to have these kinds of profile pictures on:
– Pictures of you in a “club” (i.e.:cabaret) with really vulgar girls wearing disgusting outfits surrounding you (girls will think that you are a walking sperm and will be repulsed by you)
– Random pictures of things, objects, logos, girls with football teams costumes, colors, insects….. and not a single picture of yourself (girls will think you either do not exist i.e.:a fake profile, or that you’re a 12 year old kid trying to have a facebook experience… OR that you’re extremely ugly to put a picture of yourself!)
– Really perverted pictures that will only attract your gay click of guy friends AND your gay click of guyfriends.
– Pictures of you that I call “m3affnin”.
Examples:
1. dull pictures of you in your “village” with trees behind you and the sun sparkling right in front of your eyes that u seem like puking (constipated) while taking your “sexy pose”: ‘yalla khod l soura l shames bi 3ayne bade 7ata 3a facebook’. If it’s one in a million, it’s f-i-n-e, but if all your pictures are like that, chances are you’re gna be NOT NOW-ed!!!
2. A series of profile pictures with the same outfit taking different “poses” in your living room.. Facebook picture social suicide!? = you putting your sunglasses (“Ray-Banz”, “Okliz”) indoor while taking your pose.
3. Really old pictures taken by your phone back in 2007 when you were the techno and trance dude with the faire on your hair(in a 1.5 Megapixels camera) , and no recent photos. (wozz?! Ebba zouzou)
4. Profile Pictures of yourself in your “MOBILETTE”-bicyclette while you’re lifting it up from all sides. Ebba Zouzou (if you are a biker with a really nice bike, I ain’t speaking about you)
5. Finally, pictures of yourself taken by yourself in the toilet mirror with the flash showing is not cool. Note: if you have a really nice body that you’ve been working so hard on building up, try to wait for a beach day and take a profile picture of your abs. It’s a bit better than taking pictures of your body in your sister’s room’s mirror and uploading them on facebook, even though a lot of girls you know would actually “like” such photos, the girls who do not know you will think you are pretentious.

If you just deleted all your profile pictures, I’ll be glad to take a profile picture of you. It’ll be a fresh new start for you, yeyyyyyyy ^-^

Rule Number 2.
Pokes.
If you do not know a girl, do not poke her. Imagine it’s real life. You’re in a bar, you see a cute girl, you get your index finger and you poke her on her shoulder. Have you ever done that?! If yes, you’ve got issues. No one does that! I do not know about the rest of the girls, but I never ever check who poked me!!!

Rule Number 3.
Random Facebook messages.
If you have decent pictures, a girl may reply to your facebook message even if she doesn’t really know you except if you:

…I wish I can copy paste some examples but that would be mean.

I’ll paraphrase some:
“hey their, you is so hut, do u want to be friend of me?!
please add me on msn, deathspiderplayer666_12@hotmail.com or ommak@hotmail.com”

First, it is there* and Are* and Hot*. If you want to send a message, try typing it on Microsoft Word at least, just for your Grammar mistakes.
Please add me on msn?! Why would a girl add you on msn if she doesn’t know you?! And please with the emails, no girl will find a player666 email digestible to add or a Lebanese swear word!! Seriously!

“when I saw your picture I fell inlove with your smile,
Your smile is like a flower in the middle of the meadows,
Everyone around you seems like cactuses,
Yes yes, you have captured my heart and spirit,
You have uplifted my soul,
Your lips, your eyes, your long hair,
It makes my heart pound like Shakespeare!”

DUDE. You cannot possibly send that as a message. The girl you send this to will show this to all her girlfriends and laugh for hours, to her guyfriends to feel that she’s cool, and to her boyfriend or crush to let them feel she’s wanted. She might also show it to her dad, and her dad might come to you and smash your head choke you a little and stuff. If she replies saying “oh that’s sweet” she’s just replying to have more laughs with her friends. That’s IT.
If not the above, she’ll probably think you send this to every girl you see on facebook… Oh just forget it, just don’t send poems.

“hey sexy, want to have some fun!?;)”
Do not practice your Cabaret skills on a girl you like on facebook.

Finally, messages with Arabic poems, like the ones written on the back of Lebanese trucks are quite only for trucks, do not send them to girls. That is so truck-able!

Now let’s say you got lucky, passed the tests, and you’re now friends with the IT girl.

Rule Number 4.
Comments.

Liking a girl’s picture and commenting on it is quite cute, she will feel flattered and it will lift up her self-confidence.
Comments like “nice picture, cute, I like this, I love this, you look really pretty, you look like Angelina Joli, wowwwww, hot!” are okay!
However, remember the dude with the flower in the meadow filled of cactuses?! Now flower-in-a-meadow-filled-with-cactuses kind of comments to a girl you barley know are………… weird. Do not write poems, she will not notice you more, she will avoid you more, chances are she might even “unfriend” you. Shit, back to level zero huh?! Do not also comment on each and every single picture she uploads one second after uploading it, you might scare her out. Do not flirt with her on pictueres, she’ll think you are a pervert. Enough said.

Rule Number 5.
Facebook Chat. I know it’s your favorite hangout place 😉

1. Do not talk to yourself.

Facebook stalker:
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hey
Hey
Wouuuuhouuuuuu
I think your picture is really cute!!!
Why aren’t you answering?
Are you busy!?!?!
If you’re busy, why are you online?!
Kifik?!
Today was really fun, I played basketball, what did you do?!
An really?! COOL! hahaha joking
Why aren’t you replying?!
Shit, I feel like I’m talking to myself (REAAAALLYYYYYY? u feel that?!)
Why the hell do u not answer!?
Why did you accept me as ur friend then!?
You know what!? You’re full of shit, I thought you are a nice person!
Oh really!? You won’t answer?!
Heyyyyyyyyyyy
Heyyyyyyyyyyy
Please answer me,
Are you mad at me!? Im sorry I ddnt mean what I said I was just joking:p
Ahahahhaha
Why aren’t you replying!?
Wanna hear a joke?!
Guess not! :\
but my jokes are funny!:S
heyyyyyyyyyy
answer!!!:S :S

*here the girls notices the red 48 flashing on the bottom of her facebook page*

ITgirl:
Umm!? Sorry I ddn’t see you speaking, i wasn’t on the laptop! uf 48 lines!?! (adde bet3abbe bel tankeh 3ammo? If a girl doesn’t reply she’s busy, chillax!!!!)

2. Do not speak to her the second she goes online, she’ll think you’re weird/a stalker. Wait a bit, and do not do number one (talk to yourself) when you start to speak.
3. Breathe a little, she may be busy, do not babble a lot, even if you’re excited that you’re talking to her, just breathe in, breathe out and relax.
4. If you like her, do not attack or mock her, she’ll hate you. Do not tell her “I really like you!!!!!!!!” either; she’ll think you’re weird, you barely know her if you tell her “I think you’re quite interesting I’d love to get to know you better”, she might answer you positively.

If you think I am being arrogant, mean, annoying, I don’t care, I think I’m being actually helpful! Sooooooo Goodluck!!!!!! 😀

And, if you think you’re not a stalker, then why are you here stalking my blog? Haha just kidding! Thanks for reading!!!!!!!! Kisses!

Poli-Drama

This is not another cliché about the political situation in Lebanon. I’m not asking you to all love each other and become one happy country, we will never all love each other politically; it’s just not the way we were raised. It’s like each person belongs to a different political party due to many reasons: their parents fought in the civil war, some close person or relative was lost during the war by the other political party, bla bla bla.. It all makes sense. Right?! Even if your bestfriend belongs to another political party, when there is some kind of any political voting, you are bound to hate her/him on the specific day. Oh but it’s not a biggy, you’ll probably go to Gemmayze with her/him after three days… That’s us. 3adeh!

However, I do want you to go back at least fifteen years back when you loved Tom and Jerry!

Seriously, imagine Tom without Jerry or Jerry without Tom!

*imagine! Don’t keep on reading*

I’m sure if Tom ever disappears, Jerry will put pictures of him all over the country on every single tree, pole, and wall he can reach (none-but that’s not the issue). I’m sure Jerry will mourn each day, cry for endless hours, sit alone in that wall-hole feeling bad for himself. Not a single cat will ever let him live the thrill Tom gives him.

If Jerry ever goes missing, Tom will be devastated. He’ll search each and every centimeter of cheese, wall-hole, and club sandwich he sights. The rest of the mice are too predictable, too naïve, he might even go vegetarian!!!
Now imagine Michel Aoun without Samir Geagea or Samir Geagea without Aoun!

*Now stop reading and imagine*

Don’t you see how the second Samir Geagea got out of jail, Aoun came back from France!?

I won’t label who is Tom and who’s Jerry, because you’d think I’m taking sides, and that is not the addressed issue.

Imagine Aoun becoming president and Samir Geagea is out of the picture. BORING! Would you still watch politics?! If I were you, I wouldn’t. What’s the use of politics without the poli-drama! Imagine Aoun saying some claim, and there is no Samir Geagea to oppose what he said. I think most Lebanese channels would shut down!
Imagine Aoun disappeared and the Lebanese forces are in charge. Yey yipi dou pou… BORINGG!! Wait, imagine all the talkshoes! Kalem El Neis! Just that. What would Marsel Ghanem talk about!? Health!? Pollution!? Barbies?! E32 dull! What about political comedy series, La Yumal, Basmet Watan….And the Rahbani Brothers! How could I forget them! What will their theaters’ subliminal messages be about?? Kleenex?!

Imagine our universities. There is only one of them^, the other doesn’t exist. What would happen on election days?! Would you really enjoy going to such days?! Well, I’d rather sleep at home or go sunbath. The anxiety of what will happen tomorrow during the election will all fade away. NDU people! Imagine Founder’s Day! There would be no competition! There would only be the drama clubs, the science clubs, and the music clubs. Peaceful people, no spice!! What about the connections? “This teacher in March14, he will give me an A!” what will happen to all the students’ GPAs!?

Plus, businessmen actually benefit from the members of their political parties. What would the business people do!??!?! What will happen to our economy!!!!!!!!!!!?

About the jokes! What will we joke about!? Blondes?! That’s too American! We’d lose our Lebanese nationality. Think about it!?

We want change!? NO WE DON’T.

Do you ever shout “Tom, eat Jerry alreadyyyy!” or “Jerry, Kill Tom!!” while watching Tom and Jerry!? I know I don’t! I enjoy watching their show, it’s so cute and fluffy ^^!

Would you start a war tomorrow if they asked for it!? Seriously, the dude you’re with now belongs the the “TOM”s and you belong to the “JERRY”s, I know you’re not that light-headed to kill him! You might actually murder yourself instead (not because of being a good friend, but because of not knowing how to use a gun, spoiled Lebanese guy). Let’s not hate Aoun nor Geagea! Seriously do you actually think one of them will ever rule Lebanon solely!? Ofcourse not! Let’s just enjoy them like we enjoy Cartoon Network! Don’t get pissed and stuff, it’s not worth it, sit back, relax and enjoy the show, some popcorn might do.

Indeed, enjoy the drama, it’s an on-going drama, it will never end, it’s like our heritage, our legacy, our nationality.

You love Lebanon, Love it’s Poli-Drama 😉

tipsylosophy

I am drunk more like tipsy – to a certain degree that I am able to write in – so excuse my philosophy.

Life is just like the jungle; the strongest are those who survive. To “survive” in this world and to really become someone you’d be proud of, you got to be strong.
I pity those parents who think that if they don’t let their kids OUT TO THE WORLD, they’d protect them. You will never learn to be strong and to “survive” if u doesn’t get exposed to all types of people. Never think that anyone is not worth your time, everyone is experience, and even the “wozz” in your street is a lesson for you to not end up like him. Those security guards in your university are an example for you to finish your education and be a respectable individual late on in life. An ant in your living room carrying a Cereal from your leftovers is a lesson for you to be a hard worker to survive life – vodka much?! LOL.

Liar is the one that tells you money is nothing. Money makes the world go round, so aim of having enough money for your disposable income. No matter what, we live in a materialistic world, and money facilitates everything. Don’t be a fool, and don’t live in ideals, those who lived in “their own definition of life” ate shit.
Most people consider people that are kind-hearted as fools, so even if you were kind-hearted, do not show it. Show it to those who really appreciate it, and be a cold heart with those who consider nice people stupid. Oh, and do not underestimate people, most of the people you think are so stupid, are actually smarter than you but aren’t revealing to you their true level of intelligence because they think you’re too stupid for them to reveal their true identity. No one is stupid except people with some issues 😎

I am not telling you to be fake – ew. I am just telling you not to “unfold all your cards” once a person meets you, always keep certain thoughts to yourself and count till ten before saying anything out loud, weigh the pros and the cons before blurting anything that might backfire you, except if you want it to. Be selective with the people you talk to, you tell your secrets to, and the people who really KNOW YOU.

I know more than a thousand people, out of which maybe maximum 3 know me to a certain limit, out of which are my parents. Know those who desire the best for you, and love those. Don’t invest your feelings in those that are indifferent of your existence, and do not work on impressing people who you think are worth it – because THEN you’d be fake and you might be impressing that specific someone alright, and you might even make them admire you (the fake version of you) but I’d rather be laughed at and hated because of something I am than worshiped for something I am not, I don’t know about YOU> I can see you kind of got lost in the words?! All I am saying is that if someone thinks you’re impressive, GREAT, but do not be a different person for anyone and never kill your own personality and time for anyone else.

Since I mentioned PARENTS ABOVE^, I’d like to show my greatest DISGUST and DISRESPECT to all those who disrespect their parents and treat them as crap. No one will ever love you as your own parents. If you think you’re too cool to be out seen with your parents, remember that if they’re not paying for your living NOW (I DOUBT THAT THEY’RE NOT), they did for at least the first years of your lives and you are not psychologically mental because of them – if YOU are mentally ill, I’m sorry for that, I am speaking about the people with really good parents, the parents that wouldn’t sleep at night till they know you’re fine.

Being a parent scares me but it’s my ultimate wish. I guess God – if He exists – engraved in our sex (females) this love to become mothers [I was never a male to judge if you guys have this tendency I’m speaking about too]. It is like I am not one of those you know “saloon girls who drink Turkish coffee every morning with the neighborhood’s housewives discussing the most controversial issues – like whether or not our neighbor’s daughter came back the other night at 1 o’clock midnight or 2:30, and how many guys were in the car with her when she got back, and if they were SMOKING!!!!!!!” No! I hate those shit, but still I love to get kids. I hate kids, but I know I’d love MY KIDS. I have no idea why I do, I guess the older a girl gets the more this tendency increases. Weird!

Is getting kids selfish?! I sometimes wonder that maybe we seem to get kids to practice some kind of power over less venerable creatures. Or, or maybe it’s because the older we get the closer we feel our death is so we love to get kids to feel that our existence on this planet is going to continue [ a Lebanese saying says, “the person who gets kids, never dies” yalli khallaf ma meit ]. I also sometimes think that getting kids is so selfish because we would be bringing people to this life that is so dire and unfair, why let them go through this?!!?! Moreover, for some reason, most parents have some expectations of their children, one of which they expect their children to be there for them when they grow old just like they (the parents) did when the children were babies. Finally, after a few years of marriage or long relationships, getting children seems like a way of entertainment. We’re bored, let’s get kids!

Now, I’d re-buttle my own argument by saying that we shouldn’t refrain ourselves from getting kids just because we think of life as brutal because we never know what our children might become! Imagine Einstein’s parents thinking like me! Physics would be less easy! No really imagine Justin Beiber’s parents thought like I did! Girls would be less stupid! Mm, you get my point right!? Expectations, expectations… Gebran Khalil Gebran says, “awladoukoum laysou lakoum, awladoukoum abna2ou el hayat” – i.e.: Your children aren’t yours, your children are the children of LIFE. Never expect anything from your children, you got them into this life, and whatever they do is their own decision.

Doing the right decision is like figuring out a new mathematical equation. Life is all about experience, and with trial and error, you’ll learn. Do not be afraid of failure, and never be afraid to ask questions. “He who asks is a fool for five minutes; he who doesn’t ask is a fool forever”. Smart people learn from other people’s experiences and mistakes, wise people learn from their own mistakes.

Try everything in life that is safe – even if it weren’t safe and you had the urge to do it and you felt it is worth it, do it! You do not want yourself regretting what might have been later on in life! Make use of every single second of your life, and try your best to be happy in every single moment you breathe.

Finally, Be Patient. With patience, everything becomes easy. Sorry, I have to say this, but be patient with stupid people. I used to be so nervous and allergic to stupidity, now I learned to embrace it. Be patient with others. If they do not get your joke the first time and the 2nd,3rd, 8th,and the 10th time you say it, be patient! Haha…
EUUUUUUUU,

Enough of my stupid remarks eh!? Going to bounce! Kisses!